I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
there is puke in my bra ... again
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