Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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