Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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