Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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