I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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