her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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