Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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