Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
