we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
It's official drugs can't kill me
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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