I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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