My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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