So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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