DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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