READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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