I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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