i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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