I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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