Dual....:-)
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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