he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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