Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's just like the Real World with babies
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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