Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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