elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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