We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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