love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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