that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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