i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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