I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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