Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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