im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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