I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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