Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Dicks are not precious.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
