I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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