I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
