if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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