Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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