Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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