THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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