My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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