ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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