We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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