she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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