youre lurking in front of me
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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