How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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