we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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