if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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