Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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