therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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