I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Your penis caused this!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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