I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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