Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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