Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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